-Yep, 'Tis another fine music lyric file by: Adrian "Dementia" Brush email=amb2be2e@panam3.panam.edu -Hope you enjoy...... *One More Minute* by "Weird" Al Yankovic Well I heard that you're leaving Gonna leave far behind 'Cause you found a brand new lover You decided that I'm not your type So I pulled Your name out of my Rolladex And I tore all your pictures in two And I burned down the malt shop Where we used to go Just because it reminds me of you..... That's right You ain't gonna see me crying I'm glad that you found somebody new 'Cause I'd rather spend eternity Eating shards of broken glass Than spend one more minute with you. I know I may seem kinda bitter You got me feeling down in the dumps 'Cause I'm stranded all alone In the gas station of love And I have to use the self-service pump... Oh so honey, Let me help you with that suitcase You ain't gonna break my heart in two 'Cause I'd rather have a hundred-thousand Paper cuts on my face, Than spend one more minute with you.. I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork Than watch you going out with other men I'd rather slam my fingers in a door, Again, and again, and again, and again, and again Oh can't you what I'm trying to say, darlin' I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leaches Or shoove an ice-pick under a toe nail or two I'd rather have to clean all the bathrooms In Grand Central Station, with my tongue.. Than spend one more minute with you I'd rather dive naked on huge pile of thumbtacks Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue I'd dive in a swimming pool filled with Double-edged razor blades Than spend one more minute with you I'd rather have you rip my heart Right out of my ribcage With your bare hands And throw it on the floor and Stomp on it till I die.... Than spend one more minute with you..... -Weird Al is the God of Romance Ballads...