-That's right! 'Tis another fine music lyric file by:
      Adrian "Dementia" Brush
      email=amb2be2e@panam3.panam.edu


*Dare To Be Stupid* by "Weird" Al Yankovic

 Put down the chainsaw 
 And listen to me
 It's time for us to join
 In the Fight

 It's time to let your
 Babies grow up to be cowboys
 It's time to let the 
 Bed bugs bite.

 You better put all your
 Eggs in one basket
 You better count your 
 Chickens before they hatch
 You better sell some wine
 Before it's time
 You better go and find
 An Itch to scratch

 You better squeeze all the Charmin
 You can, While Mr. Wipple's not around
 Stick your head in the microwave
 And give yourself a tan..

 Talk with your mouth full
 Bite the hand that feeds you
 Bite off more than you can chew
 What can you do?
 Dare to be stupid
 
 Take some wooden nickels
 Look for Mr. Goodbar
 Get your motor working now
 I'll show you how
 You can dare to be stupid.

 It's like spitting on a fish
 It's like barking up a tree
 It's like when they say you got
 To buy one just to get one free..

 Dare to be stupid
 It's so easy to do
 We're all waiting for you

 Let's go!

 It's time to make a mountain
 Out of a molehill
 Forget I have a volunteer
 There's no more time for crying over
 Spilled milk
 Now it's time for crying in your Beer
 
 Settle down with the troupe
 Join the PTA
 Buy some sensible shoes 
 And a Chevrolet
 Then Party till you croak
 Or they drag you away
 It' okay
  
 You can Dare to be stupid     

 Burn a candle up a branch
 Look a gift horse in the mouth
 Mashed potatoes can be your friend.

 You can be a coffee achiever
 You can sit around the house and
 Watch "Leave It To Beaver"
 The future's up to you
 So what you gonna do?

 Dare to be stupid
 Dare to be stupid
 What did I say?
 Tell me what did I say?
 It's all right
 We can be stupid all night
 
 Join the crowd
 Shout it out loud
 I can't hear you
 Okay I can hear you now

 Let's go
 Dare to be stupid
 Dare to be stupid
 DAre to be stupid

 Dare   to   Be  Stupid.........









-Weird al Kicks Ass!