SCREECHING WEASEL WIGGLE Lookout #63 (c)1992 Ben Weasel - Voice Jughead - Guitar Dan Panic - Drums Danny Vapid - Guitar/Backing Vocals John Personailty - Bass/Backing Vocals (Time wasted by IAMHOLTZ@oak.grove.iup.edu) "Destroy the things that you've been shown" "Burn every bridge you've ever seen" "Lock it all inside your brain" "Kill off everything you know" "This album was releases by an independent record label with absolutely no ties to any corporations or big bussiness interests. Screeching Weasel supports the independent music scene by dealing with its record labels, promoters and fanzines in all aspects of our bussiness and by recognizing it as a financially viable and ethically superior alternative to the greedy, arrogant, major label entertainment machines." @SONG: HANGING AROUND (Weasel/Jughead/Vapid/Panic/Personality) I walked around alone last night and tried to look at people like I did back then I kinda wanted to just hang out remind myself what it was all about about everything I thought I shattered and left laying there that didn't matter every now and then comes back to my eyes moving in a new direction I know if you're not getting better you're getting worse but watching everybody else it's getting harder to remind myself of what I've learned relying on another lame religion to validate our arrogant traditions and any day we're gonna wonder why we've been left behind this girl came up to me and said I think my teacher used to go to school with you and she was right and if for just a second I take off these colored glasses I can see it might just be a waste of time and I don't know everyday that passes it gets easier to walk off and it seems alright and everyday another person I used to call my friend just dissapears from sight now I see that I'm all alone just like I always was from the beginning and I think maybe that's the reason I'm not hanging around I see your face and wonder where you'll be five years from now and what it really means to you inside I can't explain the reasons why I can't hang out and bide my time it just keeps going on and on and on and on and on and I don't know @SONG: I'M NOT IN LOVE (Weasel) Attention losers where's your girlfriend you're no fun with all that dandruff for the last time this is your brain on rejection get the picture I'm not in love feeling thirsty feeling dirty maybe your hands are in your pants now wanna try it go on and smile at the tasty girl in the douche commercial @SONG: ONE STEP BEYOND (Weasel) It seems to me you shut out anything that might confuse the warped and twisted visions of the narrow little paths you choose we're all potential converts in your eyes I think instead you need to take one step beyond cause right now you're just standing on my head I swore a million times I'd never play this game with you so don't act all offended when I tell you what I think of you you mouth the party line you learned from all your newfound friends you tell me that you're feet are on the ground but now you're standing on my head another gang of whitebred privelaged kids is all I see I wonder if you really think that all your rules spell anarchy react and call it revolution you're stuck in the first step so don't pretend to be my friend when all you're doing is standing on my head @SONG: I WAS A HIGH SCHOOL PSYCHOPATH (Vapid) I realy hated high school it was such a drag everytime I walked the halls all the kids would call me a fag I dodn't care for physical ed and I didn't care for history I wanted to blow up my high school and take my G.E.D. I was a high school psychopath I needed therapy I was a high school psychopath with an overload of energy there was a teenage wasteland in my brain from staying after school I didn't wanna pledge allegiance because I thought it was so uncool each and everybody hated me they thought I was such a jerk with my leather jacket my ripped jeans and my Ramones t-shirt @SONG: CRYING IN MY BEER (Weasel) What will it take to make you happy what will it take to stop your whining what will it take to make you amscray what will it take to stop your crying I know that you've been so bored since the Circle K closed down so if it makes you feel a bit better just picture me crying crying in my beer I got a feeling you've been damaged I think you've got way too much time on your hands I throw away your stupid little letter like Margie Whipple you don't get it if you were a TV show baby you would've been cancelled do to declining viewership recycled plots and bad acting crying in my beer it's pointless to wonder what life would be like with you and me cause me minus you equals one less little parasite less I'm crying in my beer @SONG: SLOMOTION (Weasel/Personality) Take stock of the situation assess the comlications that arise from our half truths the stage in this case is just a tool to make it possible for you to justify your blighted worldview I've got an answer if we don't need it we don't take it the scams transparency is we get older and we feel like we are missing something we wonder why our plans don't work when we take a stand we slink away like frightened rats I've got the answerif we don't need it we don't take it we want to build a perfect world somehow but the prizes just out of reach have slowed us down @SONG: LIKE A PARASITE (Weasel/King) Like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you like a parasite think of all the cool things we could do like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you like a parasite I wanna lick you head to toe like a parasite come now it's only me and you like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you I can tell by the way you are looking at me we'll be together tonight like a parasite like a leech like a parasite I wanna be your Siamese twin like a parasite I'll worm inside you underneath your skin like a parasite I wanna crawl on you again like a parasite I wanna lick you head to toe like a parasite let's hang out it's only me and you like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you like a germ or a virus we can stay up sweating and rolling all night like a parasite like a leech @SONG: JOANIE LOVES JOHNNY (Weasel) Let's go to Milwaukee say hi to Mr. C. Fonzi Potsi Richie too Ralph's at Arnold's sniffing glue Joanie loves Johnny Joanie and Johnny kiss Chachi is getting pissed these aren't very happy days cause nobody's getting laid Joanie loves Johnny now Jenny Piccolo works at the peepshow Pinkie Tuscadero's stewed Fonzie's all fucked up on 'ludes Joanie loves Johnny Joan and John got tattoos now they're going to inspiration point that's where we're all shooting heroin Joanie loves Johnny @SONG: SECOND FLOOR EAST (Weasel) She falls asleep the same way every nightshe dreams of new worlds in the TV light she's lonely she's tired she's lonely she's crying it makes her feel like something is going on it makes her feel like people are around to tell her she's alright to keep out the ngiht she wonders why she feels this way she wonders if she'll ever be okay there's nothing she can laugh about no anthem for a new tomorrow cut off a long time ago now no one wnats to hear about it she thinks about how everybody smiles but no one ever seems to have the time to ever stop and try to think to ever crack a little bit she knows that someday things are gonna change things will get a little better but it just seems like everyday it slips a little more and fades it should feel good to be alive the world keeps dropping back but she's still trying she leaves the TV on at night so she won't have to keep on crawling inside herself @SONG: AUTOMATIC REJECTOR (Weasel/Vapid/Jughead/Personality/Panic) He had a big mouth he didn't know when to stop he said "maybe we'll see some action tonight from that bitch" but he was wrong she's the Automatic Rejector he came up behind her and started grabbing her tits see his hands and his mouth pulled the same kind of shit and when she pulled out her gun she said "why don't you suck on this" she's the Automatic Rejector @SONG: JEANNIE'S GOT A PROBLEM WITH HER UTERUS (Weasel) Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries she's got trouble with her tubes if you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find a completely empty room because Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus her uterus is useless her physician has injected fluids in her private parts but she just won't believe that the efforts to eradicate her female trouble will cause her to conceive no simple yeast or bladder infection could compare to the pain that Jeannie's going through this year her husband's sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test now Jeannie's operation must commence artificial insemination can't fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs Jeannie isn't ovulating even though she took all the proper pills Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay the giant doctor bills @SONG: SAD LITTLE GIRL (Weasel/Vapid/Personality) Your smiley face is out of order today everything's wrong and you can't shut it off just stop resisting you'll never change anything start sharpening your claws don't try to live the way that you want cause it's a lost cause the time goes by so slow there's nothing to do except claw at yourself just try to find a way to make it through fifty more years without screaming all the way the one solution is to stop thinking at all rip out your brain and sew up your mouth cuase things never work out for you and they never will @SONG: AIN'T GOT NO SENSE (Lewis/Stipanitz/Kerr/Mahon - Teenage Head) @SONG: IT'S ALL IN MY HEAD (Weasel) Everywhere I went today four walls kept following me around laughing quietly threatening to break down and leave me curled up screaming I watch them cackle like baboons and snd smell the stench of their perfume the've single-handedly stopped evolution it's all in my head and it's gonna stay that way I gag and I force down this spoiled version of the facts of life I cram my square head in to the round holes but it's pointless trying I wish that I could make my mind accept the lies that keep those blobs of human meat alive I know I can't and I wonder who was around with a shovel when we paved these roads that don't go anywhere standing around while the wires jumped and burned with a where's my paycheck look on their faces keep it around so you feel a little safer when you drag your fat ass to bed at night keep it going around keep the rotten foundation of your cheap little lives from caving in it's all in my head it better stay that way