<Standard Introduction Sequence>
*** HISTORY ROCK *** (1974)
I'm Just A Bill
Music & Lyrics: Dave Frishberg
Sung by: Jack Sheldon
- Key to symbols within the lyrics
- >> <Woof! You sure gotta climb a lotta steps to get to this Capitol
- >> Building here in Washington! But I wonder who that sad little
- >> scrap of paper is?>
- I'm just a bill,
- Yes, I'm only a bill,
- And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill.
- Well, it's a long, long journey
- To the capital city,
- It's a long, long wait
- While I'm sitting in committee,
- But I know I'll be a law someday...
- At least I hope and pray that I will,
- But today I'm still just a bill.
- >> <Gee, bill, you certainly have a lot of patience and courage!>
- <Well I got *this* far. When I started, I wasn't even a *bill* - I
- was just an idea. Some folks back home decided they wanted a law
- passed, so they called their local congressman and he "You're right,
- there ought to be a law." Then he sat down and wrote me out and
- introduced me to Congress, and I became a bill. And I'll remain a
- bill until they decide to make me a law.>
- I'm just a bill,
- Yes I'm only a bill,
- And I got as far as Capitol Hill.
- Well now I'm stuck in committee
- And I sit here and wait
- While a few key congressmen
- Discuss and debate
- Whether they should
- Let me be a law...
- Oh how I hope and pray that they will,
- But today I am still just a bill.
- >> <Listen to those congressmen arguing! Is all that discussion and
- >> debate about you?>
- <Yes. I'm one of the lucky ones. Most bills never even get this far.
- I hope they decide to report on me favourably, otherwise I may die.>
- >> <"Die?">
- <Yeah: die in committee. Oooh! But it looks like I'm gonna live.
- Now I go to the House of Representatives and they vote on me.>
- >> <If they vote "yes", what happens?>
- <Then I go to the Senate and the whole thing starts all over again.>
- >> <Oh no!>
- <Oh yes!>
- I'm just a bill,
- Yes I'm only a bill,
- And if they vote for me on Capitol Hill,
- Well then I'm off to the White House
- Where I'll wait in a line
- With a lot of other bills
- For the President to sign.
- And if he signs me then I'll be a law...
- Oh, how I hope and pray that he will,
- But today I am still just a bill.
- >> <You mean even if the whole Congress says you should be a law, the
- >> President can still say no?>
- <Yes, that's called a "veto". If the President vetoes me, I have to
- go back to Congress, and they vote on me again, and by that time
- it's...>
- >> <By that time, it's very unlikely that you'll *become* a law! It's
- >> not easy to become a law, is it?>
- No! But how I hope and I pray that I will,
- But today I am still just a bill!
- >> <He signed you, bill! Now you're a law!>
- <Oh yes!>
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