@ALBUM: Here Comes Trouble Scatterbrain @SONG: HERE COMES TROUBLE by Scatterbrain from the recording titled 'Here Comes Trouble' Oh no, here I go... If I go here or I go there or anywhere, It follows me or meets me there - it's in the air Here comes trouble What did I do now, how did I get where I am? Well where am I? that's what I say a lot of days When I wake up and see that I ain't home. Here comes trouble What did you do? Pounding head, broken bones Soaked in blood, feeling dead. What did I do - did I die? - Not a clue, what did I do? I don't look for trouble, trouble looks for me - It finds me every time Here comes trouble It finds me every time, it finds me all the time. Here comes trouble - yeah trouble again Trouble is my shadow, trouble is my best friend. Here comes trouble - yeah trouble again Trouble is right behind me - now on that I can depend. Trouble is in the air, trouble is everywhere, here it comes - Trouble again S.T.D. - D.W.I. - I.V. - O.D. - Oh my, Oh my... I wake up dead in a strange bed Or on the street or prison floor - done it all before. Here comes trouble I've lost control - I smashed up cars, I trashed some bars, I broke some bones, I spilled a lot of blood. Here comes trouble I've lost all sense of right and wrong, I lost my mind. Here comes trouble - yeah trouble again Trouble is my shadow, trouble is my best friend. Here comes trouble - yeah trouble again Trouble is right behind me - now on that I can depend. Trouble is in the air, trouble is everywhere, here it comes - Trouble again T - is for my time in jail R - rot gut O - overdose U - an ugly life B - forgot what that's for...oh yeah - blackouts L - liver damage E - is for elegance - well at least I ain't got that. ---------------------------------------- @SONG: EARACHE MY EYE by Scatterbrain from the recording titled 'Here Comes Trouble' My mama's talkin' to me She tells me how to live, But I don't listen to her 'Cause my head is like a sieve. My daddy he disowned me 'Cause I wear my sisters clothes, He caught me in the bathroom With a pair of pantyhose. The basketball coach Done kicked me off the team For wearing hi-heel sneakers And acting like a queen. The world's coming to an end And I don't even care, As long as I can have my limo And my long blonde hair. And it don't bother me If people think I'm funny, 'Cause i'm a big rock star And I make a lot of money! I'm so bloody rich, I own apartment buildings, Shopping centers, condominiums And I only know three chords! You fools - watch me now. ---------------------------------------- @SONG: THAT'S THAT by Scatterbrain from the recording titled 'Here Comes Trouble' Color by numbers, stay inside the lines Ya got a question? Check the rulebook, see the grand design - See the world, wow! It's black & white, Where rules are rules, and wrong is wrong And right is right - That's right Hey kids check it out, Upside down or inside out, This is it, it's what it's all about Strike one, strike two, strike three you're out It's seconds, minutes, hours, daze inside a maze, Ya keep your feet upon the yellow bricks, you got it made 'Cause every piece of the puzzle fits the master plan, In this pre-fabricated, formulated land. It's every piece in it's place. Red light, green light, simon sez take a tiny step forward and ask again. Nothing left to chance, this ain't no lottery Play it safe, keep it simple - A, B, C - 1, 2, 3 That's good, but this is bad Smile when you're happy, cry when you're sad Hey kids check it out, Upside down or inside out, This is it, it's what it's all about Strike one, strike two, strike three you're out Check it out, see hear what it's all about It's seconds, minutes, hours, daze inside a maze, Ya keep your feet upon the yellow bricks, you got it made 'Cause every piece of the puzzle fits the master plan, In this pre-fabricated, formulated land. It's every piece in it's place. Red light, green light, simon sez take a tiny step forward and ask again. Everybody this is this and I said that is that See hear everybody this is where it's at - That's that. Hey kids check it out, Upside down or inside out, This is it, it's what it's all about Strike one, strike two, strike three you're out Check it out, see hear what it's all about This is this & that's that, check it out. ---------------------------------------- @SONG: I'M WITH STUPID by Scatterbrain from the recording titled 'Here Comes Trouble' Part One: I Had A Dream This is it, it was like this... Thought I was the king, thought that I was it And I had no tolerance for idiots. I was always saying most people are dicks, I made fun of all them jerks, that's how I got my kicks. I laughed at men, I laughed at gods. Then one night I had a dream about a petri dish It was sittin' on my shoulder, Growing some kind of fungus or some kind of mold er... I didn't know what it meant I didn't know how it got there. But one things for sure, I never woke from that nightmare... Part Two: Headamorphisis Woke up one day not long ago and much to my surprise There was a head in my bed right next to me, It was looking me in the eyes. In the middle of the night it seems that this head Had just grown up from my shoulder. It looked a lot like one of Jerry's kids Except that it was older, On my shoulder - Not a poster! I've grown stupid, happened overnight I'm with stupid, he's with me. In my bed next to the head, was a note it said: "You were always mean to stupid people, You laughed right in their face. Welcome to the world of a new kind of Karma Where we don't wait till you're dead. Reincarnation will come later, For now you get this head instead." Stupid Head - I've grown stupid, happened overnight I'm with stupid, he's with me. I wish I may, I wish I might Ditch this head that I grew last night, 'cause I've grown stupid, happened overnight I'm with stupid, he's with me. The note said I couldn't kill the head And I shouldn't kill myself Or I'd be reborn as something worse. Stupid curse. Well I don't want to know what could be worse than this, This karma kiss, oh gods let's get this over with. "Instant Karma is gonna get you Gonna knock you right in the other head You better get your heads together 'Cause pretty soon you're gonna be dead." Since that day my life is shot I can't even go outside, 'Cause it's bad enough to have to heads, But it's worse when one's unoccupied. So i just sit at home, feed and bathe my head Wishin' - waitin', wishin' - waitin' for that day I'm dead. Stupid Head - I've grown stupid, happened overnight I'm with stupid, he's with me. I wish I may, I wish I might Ditch this head that I grew last night, 'cause I've grown stupid, happened overnight I'm with stupid, he's with me. ---------------------------------------- @SONG: DOWN WITH THE SHIP (SLIGHT RETURN) by Scatterbrain from the recording titled 'Here Comes Trouble' Sailing on a big ship Deaf, dumb, blind. Sailing through a wild one. To the other side. I'm not going down with the ship. Everyone's captain Trying to tell you what to do. I wan't to do what's right for me. For me - not you I'm not going down with the ship The ship is going down fast But I won't be around. I'm jumping in a lifeboat And heading for dry ground. I'm not going down with the ship. ---------------------------------------- @SONG: MOZART'S SONATA #3 by Scatterbrain from the recording titled 'Here Comes Trouble' (instrumental) ---------------------------------------- @SONG: MR. JOHNSON AND THE JUICE CREW by Scatterbrain from the recording titled 'Here Comes Trouble' Here is a tribute to my best friend, Hung with me since the beginning And he'll be there to the end. Talkin' Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew. I love Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew too, And all the girls that meet him, they love him too. 'Cause he's the baddest of the bad, hardest of the hard, Mr. Johnson is a giant, dare I call him God? Juice Crew - Dept. of Energy, The power Mr. Johnson, Johnson powers me. And all the girls keep knockin' - knockin' on my door, All those Johnson junkies want more and more. So hail Mr. Johnson and his two friends, too, Mr. Johnson super hero, Johnson and the Juice Crew. Johnson's hypnotizing and Johnson's mesmerizing... Johnson keeps me vital, Johnson keeps me strong Just like Samson had the power when his hair was long. Everybody needs a source of power, A hammer works for Thor but I got Johnson power, Every minute every hour. So darn cute a big hood with one eye, girls can't keep their hands off of him and neither can I. Talkin' Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew. ---------------------------------------- @SONG: GOODBYE FREEDOM, HELLO MOM by Scatterbrain from the recording titled 'Here Comes Trouble' We'll ban that book and T.V. show, Forget that movie, no you can't go. Can't sell that record, don't like that song. We know what's right we know what's wrong. Can't have abortions, what's yours ain't yours, Just obey the laws. Too young to drink, say no to drugs We'll take your piss and blood. 'All the world's a stage you get the lead. Ain't no way I'm gonna play the part of the fool, There ain't no way man - no way!' Bikers wear helmets, cars safety belts You might hurt yourself. We're watching out, We're watching out We're watching out for you... Well the new right's been at work some time They ain't so new no more Can you hear 'em knockin' Knockin' down your door. 1984 has past, forget about Big Brother, Welcome to the 90's where the government's your mother. They'll tell you - don't do that. They'll try and tell you - it's for your own good. Big Mother is watching you Mother's protecting you Mommy knows what's right for you They force their will on all the rest They got the power, they know what's best. The high court is stacked to the right Old man on the left won't live through the night. They'll tell you - don't do that They'll try and tell you - it's for your own good Big Mother is watching you Mother's protecting you Mommy knows what's right for you... Goodbye Freedom, Hello Mom The Bill of Rights just disappeared there it is - whoops it's gone! Goodbye Freedom, Hello Mom All your rights just disappeared Everybody stay calm. First amendment casualties, but they won't be the last, Kiss the Bill of Rights goodbye it's disappearing fast. They'll tell you - don't do that They'll try and tell you - it's for your own good Big Mother is watching you Mother's protecting you Mommy knows what's right for you... Goodbye Freedom, Hello Mom The Bill of Rights just disappeared there it is - whoops it's gone! Goodbye Freedom, Hello Mom All your rights just disappeared Everybody stay calm. ---------------------------------------- @SONG: OUTTA TIME by Scatterbrain from the recording titled 'Here Comes Trouble' I can still remember the first time you tried it, Just like yesterday High as a kite, yeah you tried it and you liked it, Problems went away. I watched as you turned the outside in & took off with the night, Without a care in the world you never felt so right - Quite alright So you started buyin' hope, you needed it to cope. Went on the streets and copped your hope, You handed me the rope. How could good be bad? Felt like you never had. How could something good be bad? That question drove ya mad. It made you smile every once-in-a-while, Well it made me smile too. Runnin' for your life - Keep on runnin' boy Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide - you can't hide You just ran outta time. I can still remember the first time you rode the mainline, Just like yesterday. You sit down on the hook and I saw that look, I knew it was my lucky day. Out of sight, you felt the sting & it was love at first bite, Love & marriage happened all in one night. Shit happened much too fast, The honeymoon it didn't last. You wanted more - I wanted you You needed more - I needed you. You lost your friends, you lost your girl, You lost it all, you had what you needed cause Love, friends and family didn't really matter to you, Not to you anymore. You lived in hell, you called it home It was a living hell... Home sweet home Runnin' for your life - keep on runnin' boy Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide - you can't hide. You just ran outta time. I can still remember the day that I took you, Just like yesterday. You did too much of something that was much too good, Started slipping away. I made my move, it was so easy cause you were so weak, I just kicked down the door I didn't have to sneak. Job well done, cause usually 18 year olds are tough, But you did half my job for me & that was enough. ---------------------------------------- @SONG: DON'T CALL ME DUDE by Scatterbrain from the recording titled 'Here Comes Trouble' Here's my story, sad but true About a girl that I once knew. She broke my heart, I became unglued, It all started when she called me dude Well today I leave the psycho ward Cause my sentence did conclude: I had killed a man with my bare hands Because he called me dude The jury said that I was insane. Temporally insane - brain strain. But now the doctors say I'm A.O.K. So I start my new life today. This story starts some years ago As I vacationed by the sea. In the California sunshine Just me & my baby. I was in love feeling sky high When a big blonde lifeguard walked by. He looked at her, she looked at him - I knew it was good bye. He took her by the hand, kicked sand in my face. She looked & laughed & said, "Later Dude!" They were gone without a trace And the waves echoed her laughter And her words...Yo Later Dude. Later that night I was in such a bad mood Sittin' in a bar drinkin' hard, getting stewed Thinkin' 'bout that girl & how 'bout I'd been screwed When some guy walks in sits next to me & says What's up dude! I heard the word dude & I became unglued. Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch And put my hands around his neck, and I squeezed... DON'T CALL ME DUDE! So that's how I got where I am But this ain't where it ends. The doctors said they cured me I said good bye to my crazy friends. I was smiling as i left that place My life had been renewed. The guard at the gate, he stamped my pass And he said, "Yo Later Dude!" Slowly I turned... ---------------------------------------- @SONG: DRUNKEN MILKMEN by Scatterbrain from the recording titled 'Here Comes Trouble' Drunken milkmen driving drunk, Swerves on the curves. Chevrolet heads his way... A flash - A crash! Milk and blood, blood and milk Family of four, family no more. Drunken milkmen driving drunk.