@SONG:  "My Name Is Mud"

>From the album PORK SODA  by Primus

My name is Mud
Not to be confused with Bill or Jack 
or Pete or Dennis.
My name is mud and it's always 
been...
'cause I'm the most boring sons-a-
bitch you've ever seen.
I dress in blue--yes navy blue.
>From head to toe I'm rather drab, 
except my patent shoes.
I make 'em shine, well most the time, 
'cept today my feet are troddin' on
by this friend of mine.
Six foot two and rude as hell.
I got to get him in the ground before
he starts to smell.
My name is Mud.
My name is Mud, but call me Alow-
ishus Devadander Abercrombie.
That's ling for Mud so I've been told.
Told that by this sonsabitch that lies 
before me bloated blue and cold.
I've got my pride.  I drink my wine.
I'd drink the finest except I haven't earned a dime in several months, or
were it years.
The breath on that fat bastard could
bring any man to tears.
We had our words, a common spat, 
so I kissed him upside the cranium
with an aluminum baseball bat.
My name is Mud.