Lines: 39 Well, as long as parodies are showing up, I might as well share this bit I wrote for my comedy troupe, "And The Prune Bran Players" (listen for us! We just may show up on Dr. D's some day!) Please note that this parody is copywrite 1989. You may reproduce it, but you may not perform it or claim it as your own. (The other sticky thing is that we have *not* gotten permission from the original owners of the song.) To "The Sound of Silence" by Simon & Garfunkel: The Sound of Cylons Hello Starbuck my old friend, We're under fire once again. There's ninety-nine of them and two of us But they couldn't hit a Metrobus They're really stupid 'cause they've only got one eye They're going to die. Hear the sound of Cylons Can't understand a word they say The sound effects are overplayed. Everyone says that they are really mean I say they sound just like a voice machine. They make strange noises, like a lightsaber on the fritz. They're just the pits. Hear the sound of Cylons Now we have reached planet Earth No more do we have to search. But they followed us and now we go. Nobody liked it so they cancelled our show. No more Vipers, Battlestars or Daggetts. They're all such maggots! No more sound of Cylons.