Lyrics from the CD-5 "I'm my Own Grandpa (pt. 2)" by House Of Large Sizes
By no means are these the official lyrics, but hopefully they're close!
Anything I couldn't for the life of me figure out is designated by a "(?)"...
if you can fill in any of these blanks or correct any mistakes I made, please
e-mail me about it and I'll update 'em.

Songs:
	I'm My Own Grandpa (pt. 2)
	Two-Liter Man
	Sox On Spot
	Bankrupt In Hoven
	Blu Marker


@SONG: I'm My Own Grandpa (pt. 2)

Had it been any other day
You moved your things to California
And had I seen another way
You need to feel that loving embrace

Since they commenced it
I've been against it

I'm glad to be another mile
I saw the Claus in Okidonia
He said "Well, I could kill you"
But said in such a loving way

Since they commenced it
I've been against it

Had it been any other time
You moved your things to Okidonia
Now I jump at every shadow
A little fun, they take your house away

Since they commenced it
I've been against it


@SONG: Two-Liter Man

Born in a trunk with my good shoes on
Well you know I could smell a deal
Wastin' away, now I'm treatin' each day
You know this could be your last

Roy and Tim and Rex and John,
You know they're ready to take a ride
You don't know what you ain't got
You know you just run and hide

Two-Liter Man

Born as a skunk with my good fur on
Well you know I could cop a feel
Wastin' away, just erasin' each day
You know you just broke that chance

You don't know what you ain't got
You know you're ready to give it away
You don't see, no, you aren't free
You know you just (?)

Two-Liter Man
Two-Liter Man

Born in a trunk with my good shoes on
Well you know I could smell a deal
Wastin' away, now I'm chasin' each day
You know this could be your last

Tom and Roy and John and Rex
You know they're ready to make a deal
I don't know what I ain't got
You know I'm ready to break the seal

Two-Liter Man
Two-Liter Man
Two-Liter Man


@SONG: Sox On Spot

You say you're thinkin' that everything is all right
But you know it's a little before midnight
You say you're learnin', yeah, you think it's air-tight
I'll show you school, I'll show you school

This life ain't worth the price of a piece of pie
You ain't playin' G.I. Joe
How do we make it so?

You say you're thinkin' that everything is all right
But you know it's way after midnight
You say you're learnin', yeah, you think it's air-tight
I'll show you rules, I'll show you rules

This life ain't worth the price of a piece of pie
You ain't playin' G.I. Joe
Work so hard and you take the time 'cause you need the dough
How do we make it so?

[repeat above chorus]


@SONG: Bankrupt In Hoven

I drank a bottle of sox
Unrelenting, never-ending

She took one look at me
I could tell I could feel it never ever

No way

Bears are attacking me
Dressed with signs of sixteen subjects
You don't want 'em
Why not let 'em go?

I'm fine
All right
Just fine

You don't know what it's like
You don't know 'em
Why not show 'em how?

My Dad he said to me,
"Life ain't fair, Son, you don't expect it"
Sorry, Dad...

Bears still attacking me
Dressed with signs of you don't want 'em
Why not let 'em go?


@SONG: Blu Marker

Well here we go!

(?)
The feeling lingers on
It's appetizing
Not so suprising, is it, all right

Blu marker staining everything
Blu marker so deep inside

Well, no fair
My analyst married me
Well, it's a tragedy
So very sad to me, you can't imagine

Blu marker staining everything
Blu marker so deep inside

So attractive
So gosh-darn active
Discussing fashion
Well, as a course of action
We don't think so!

Blu marker staining everything
Blu marker so deep inside

Bye-bye...

Blu marker staining everything
Blu marker so deep inside



Chuck Hoffman, a.k.a. Ozob Dent, the Guru Of Mean-Spirited Hijinx
ozob@iastate.edu