GIRLYSOUND DEMOS LYRICS BEG ME Take one more step and it's over Back up slowly in sight Breathe too loud and I'll kill you Get down on your knees and beg me beg me beg Beg me beg me beg Take off all of your clothes Lie face down on the bed Move one inch and I'll shoot you Make like a woman and beg me beg me beg I said beg me beg me beg Every night on TV I see things that should make me blush Looks like it's gonna be Another open season open season on us Open season open season on us It's the first hot day of the summer Looks like there's gonna be thunder I've been sitting here all afternoon Watching the clouds I can see the sky from my window I can feel the wind and smell the rain And I don't see what difference it makes If I'm a man or a woman BLACK MARKET WHITE BABY DEALER The black market white baby dealer Is hunting around overseas The black market white baby dealer Brings back clean fresh white babies to me Clean fresh white babies to me The black market white baby dealer Is rooting around overseas The black market white baby dealer Kidnaps clean fresh white babies for me Clean fresh white babies for me My smile is dime a dozen My lips are cherry red My eyes are blue like the sky is blue I've got good shoulders under my head I look like your mother I look like your great aunt So sit me down in the family photo And everyone tells me I look a lot just like you The black market white baby dealer Is hunting around overseas The black market white baby dealer Brings back clean fresh white babies to me He brings back oh my god he brings back He brings back clean fresh white expensive babies He brings back oh Charley he brings back He brings back clean fresh white expensive babies I come post production I don't need natal care I'm already fully assembled Down to the very last part it's all there So take me to your family So take me to your mom Buddy take me as your next generation And I'll take you out of the lost one and into mine The black market white baby dealer Is hunting around overseas The black market white baby dealer Brings back clean fresh white babies to me Clean fresh white babies to me Clean fresh white babies to me DEAD SHARK Don't be so rude I was only trying to make conversation Hey (?) this is not going anywhere Got that chalk on her hands (x 3) I'm just trying to get a handle on this I'm just trying to be rational (?) I'm just trying So sue me for trying Do I just have problems Or did you also think that this was hot I really hate talking to your telephone Can't we just work it out that you come on over here Can't we just work it out that you stay here with me I'm not looking over my shoulder I'm not gazing up at the stars I'm not thinking about painting your picture I'm just wondering where you'll sleep tonight Do I just have problems Or did you also think that this was hot I'm not looking over my shoulder I'm not gazing up at the stars I'm not thinking about painting your picture I'm just wondering where you'll spend the night ELVIS BE TRUE Everyone's talking about Elvis Cause it seems like a thing that we do Elvis is walking round listlessly Seems he can't even die if he wanted to It's a bad business to be in You don't get thanked and you don't get paid It's a hard world to be in with and to end with And to think about leaving behind Examining the body in Memphis Waiting five hours to get into Graceland Is this anybody's idea of a good time or a good joke Airport biographies are usually true The fame and fortune took it's toll He's not the king of rock and roll anymore He's just a junkie redneck Pull a sheet over your head Fold your arms across your chest Lie back in bed You can call from Wisconsin tomorrow Everyone's talking about Elvis Cause it seems like a thing that we do Elvis is living too fat and slow now to care What we say about him Picking up hitch hiking Elvises Presenting babies at the foot of his grave He was watching TV and laughing to himself He just had to tell someone how he did it Elvis be good to me Elvis be true Elvis I love you Elvis be true Elvis be near me Elvis be mine Elvis come back to me Please Elvis be kind Everything's coming up roses Everything's coming up Elvis Everything's coming up roses Everything's coming up Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis be true FLOWER Same lyrics as Exile version, except that the line 'fuck you and your minions too' was originally 'fuck you and your girlfriend too'. FUCK AND RUN I woke up alarmed I didn't know where I was at first Just that I woke up in your arms And almost immediately I felt sorry Cause I didn't think this would happen again No matter what I could do or say Just that I didn't think this would happen again With or without my best intentions And whatever happened to a boyfriend The kind of guy who tries to win you over And whatever happened to a boyfriend The kind of guy who makes love cause he's in it and I want a boyfriend I want a boyfriend I want all that boring old shit Like letters and sodas Letters and sodas You got up out of bed You said you had a lot of work to do But I heard the rest in your head And almost immediately I felt sorry Cause I didn't think this would happen again No matter what I could do or say Just that I didn't think this would happen again With or without my best intentions and I want a boyfriend I want a boyfriend I want all that stupid old shit Like letters and sodas Letters and sodas And I can feel it in my bones I'm gonna spend another year alone It's fuck and run Fuck and run Even when I was seventeen Fuck and run Fuck and run Even when I was twelve And I can feel it in my bones I'm gonna spend my whole life alone It's fuck and run Fuck and run Even when I was seventeen Fuck and run Fuck and run Even when I was twelve You almost felt bad You said that I should call you up but I knew much better than that And almost immediately you felt sorry Cause you didn't think this would happen again No matter what you could do or say Just that you didn't think this would happen again With or without your best intentions And whatever happened to a girlfriend The kind of chick who tries to win you over And whatever happened to a girlfriend The kind of chick who makes love cause she's in it and You want a girlfriend You want a girlfriend You want all that boring old shit Like letters and sodas Letters and sodas Letters and sodas Letters and sodas FUCK OR DIE I keep a close watch on this twat of mine I keep my eyes wide open all the time And the condom on your dick's the tie that binds Because you're mine You're going to sleep with me Even if it kills you You're going to sleep with me Even if we die You're going to sleep with me Better get used to it There's no use in fighting because it's do it or die Fuck or die Fuck or die Fuck or die Fuck or die You're going down on me Even if it kills you You're going down on me Even if you die You're going down on me Better get used to it There's no use in fighting because it's do it or die Fuck or die (x4) All you're left is to take off your clothes And do it do it do it till you're bone dry Till you're all worn out Just do it do it do it till you're bone dry Till there is no doubt Till there is no doubt that I'm going to give you head Even if it kills you I'm going to give you head Even if you die I'm going to give you head Better get used to it There's no use in fighting because it's do it or die Fuck or die (x8) I keep a close watch on this twat of mine I keep my eyes wide open all the time And the condom on your dick's the tie that binds Because you're mine I walk the line GO, SPEED RACER Don't give me that sucker fish Any love life ain't that hurting And you always seemed to get what you wanted without flirting You're not the only one who's used to playing dirty And all I ever wanted from you was to leave me alone So don't give me that sucker fish shit Cause I'm not that strong a swimmer But I'm not afraid to be moving in a slower river You're not the only one who used to watch Speed Racer The very first car in a race around the world (go Speed Racer) Is somewhere in the middle of a race around the world (go go go Speed Racer) And the very first car in a race around the world (go Speed Racer) Has got to wipe out somewhere but that somewhere isn't me So don't give me that sucker fish shit Cause I'm not getting younger And I'm not a floatable to keep you from going under And you're not the only one who used to watch Speed Racer And the very first car in a race around the world (go Speed Racer) Is somewhere in the middle of a race around the world (go go go Speed Racer) And the very first car in a race around the world (go Speed Racer) Has got to wipe out somewhere but that somewhere isn't me HELLO, SAILOR Hello sailor, buy you a drink Hello sailor, tell me what do think How was the big beach, how was the sand Did you fly an aeroplane, did you get a tan How does it feel to be back on American soil Hearing no blood for oil Hello sailor, tell me what do you think Hello sailor, will we get him next week How does it feel to be hated and loved back home I'm telling you that you should have known That I'm a little despot, short and stout Here is my handgun, here is my crowd control When you tick me off, then the bullets fly out Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit Free love is a whole lot of bullshit Hello sailor Hello sailor, buy you a smoke Hello sailor, can I tell you a joke Knock knock who's there No I'm just happy to see you It'll be a hundred if you come Hello sailor, tell me how does it feel Hello sailor, to be fighting for real Sailor they got you coming and going Sailor look out cause your pussy is showing How does it feel to be back on American soil Hearing no blood for oil I'm a little prostitute, I put and sell Here come the market monkeys with their little Fontainelles When they tip me over they better tip me well Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit Free love is a whole lot of bullshit Hello sailor, buy you a fuck Hello sailor, you had much more than luck You had the US of Army on your side And that red white and pride Hello sailor, I mean women and men Hello sailor, you gonna be up for it again How does it feel to make shooting stars in the sky Was it a rush to almost die Hello sailor I said hello sailor How does it feel to be back on American soil Hearing no blood for oil I'm a little liberal, I'm stupid, in doubt Here is my platform, here is my holy roller When you snow me under, I rock and roll you out Cause free love is whole lot of bullshit Free love is whole lot of bullshit Free love is whole lot of bullshit IF I EVER PAY YOU BACK I don't have what it takes to stay with you I'm leaving and undertaking's (?) not what I plan But anyway you know By and large anywhere I go I won't find anyone who loves me enough to make you look bad All the cars on the road are driving away from you But I'm still looking under my nose to see who I am But anywhere I go (?) Any card I show I won't find anyone who'll tell me what I need to know That's not how it's done But anyway you know By and large anywhere I go I won't find anyone who loves me enough If I ever pay you back If my money and wallet's intact I'll probably be in a box laying down Loosely suited in black If I ever pay you back If my money and wallet's intact I'll probably be in a box laying down Loosely suited in black Loosely suited in black Loosely suited in black IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF He came over my house Didn't even knock he just walked inside And when I didn't want to talk He said oh god what a lot of bullshit Don't be so in love with yourself (x 3) Cause I'm not Don't you know I'm not And I said you've got a lot of nerve Coming here after all the times that You tried to pull the wool over my eyes and my ears and nose and mouth and Don't be so in love with yourself (x 3) Cause I'm not Don't you know I'm not And he said you've got a lot of nerve Painting me like I'm the villain What about all of those words Like he's just a friend Oh god what a lot of bullshit Don't be so in love with yourself (x 3) Cause I'm not Don't you know I'm not And I said you've got a lot of nerve After all it wasn't me who left and Now you're sleeping with that girl That you used to say that you have always hated Don't be so in love with yourself (x 3) Cause I'm not Don't you know I'm not And we took off all of our clothes Had a lot of sex and then fell asleep And when I finally awoke I held him close and I whispered in his ears Don't be so in love with yourself (x 3) Cause I'm not Don't you know I'm not And he said I know Don't you think I know IT'S IN MY KISS (DO YOU LOVE ME) The last time we made love You said my name to make me come But it was just a speaking offer It means nothing without your love Means nothing without your love Means nothing without your love I can wake up any day See a million things that I could say But then you're just an easy target It means nothing without your love Means nothing without your love Means nothing and nothing means nothing Each time the world turns round It doesn't make a fucking sound It doesn't mean that we don't feel it It means nothing without your love Means nothing without your love Means nothing and nothing means nothing So if you want to know if I love you so You want to know if I love you so You want to know if I love you so It's in my kiss that's where it is It's in my kiss that's where it is Do you love me cause I am in the mood Do you love me for a fucking groove Do you love me cause I can mash potato Do you love me cause I'm an alligator Singing ooh whoa whoa Ooh whoa whoa (x 3) Do you love me cause I can walk on water Do you love me cause I'm the president's daughter Do you love me cause I am queen of England Do you love me just cause I'm sitting here singing Ooh whoa whoa (x 3) So if you want to know if I love you so You want to know if I love you so You want to know if I love you so It's in my kiss that's where it is It's in my kiss that's where it is So the next time we make love Drop the words just do the stuff Speak softly and use that big stick It means nothing without your love Means nothing without your love Means nothing and nothing means nothing to me IT'S NOT THAT EASY I think you're trying to scare me So that I will stop thinking about you I think you're trying to scare me So that I will stop trying to be you It's not that easy It's not that easy I laughed when I heard you died Cause I didn't know what else I was gonna do Now I laugh when I see you alive Cause I think you're just pulling my leg It's not that easy It's not that easy Well it must have taken a whole lot of anger And it must have taken a whole lot of time And I can't believe that you found me after all these years I guess you must have something heavy on your mind And I can't believe that you thought I'd be happy To see you up and around like it's any warning You look like shit and the smell is even better And I feel like shit and I want to go back to bed You can walk through walls You can make the head of a doll spin around And you can haunt the halls But you can't ask me to make you feel at home It's not that easy It's not that easy JOHNNY SUNSHINE You took the car It was my favorite one Little white Dart And drove it to Idaho You took the rug Red and white checker board Rolled it right up And took it to Idaho You left me nothing You left me nothing Johnny Sunshine You took the horse It was a thoroughbred Saddled it up Out on the interstate You took my kid It was my only one Smart little bitch And drove her to Idaho You left me nothing You left me nothing Johnny Sunshine You left me nothing You left me nothing Johnny Sunshine You took the house I went and changed the locks Now I am stuck Living another box You took the car It was my favorite one Little white Dart And drove it to Idaho You left me nothing You left me nothing Johnny Sunshine MISS LUCY Miss Lucy had a steamboat Miss Lucy had a steamboat Miss Lucy had a steamboat The steamboat had a bell Miss Lucy went to heaven And the steamboat went to hell (....) Can know my number And don't disconnect me I'll cut off the (?) My frigerator there was a piece of glass Miss Lucy fell upon it As she cut off the last (?) (....) The boys in the parlor (....) I'm in the meadows (....) And the boys and the boys they are fucking And the girls and the girls they are fucking And the girls and the boys they are fucking MONEY Elvis (?) is probably 30 years old He looks like a Saab in '45 Cliff says he's got a headache Looks like shit and it feels like America Looks like shit and it feels like America Take them (?) back inside (?) think of something else to take over But you just stand it up and warning Looks like shit and it feels like America Looks like shit and it feels like America Why fly when you can walk Why sing when you can talk Why hit the wall when you've just punched the clock Oh why sing when you can talk Jeremy's talking about the bombs He's thinks it probably a bad place to be It's gonna be worse than Manhattan Looks like shit and it feels like America Looks like shit and it feels like America Take the train on up to the zoo Don't look back on what you've been through Cause everyone's got a Monday Looks like shit and it feels like America Looks like shit and it feels like America It's nice to be liked But it's better by far to get paid I know that most of the friends that I have Don't really see it that way But if you could give em each one wish How much do you wanna bet They'd wish success for themselves and their friends And that would include lots of money That would surely include lots of money So if there are any of you little green elves Sitting out there today Step right up wish me old Irish luck But I also need shitloads of money And if there any of you dirty rich old men Sitting out there today Step right up I'm your lucky fuck But I'm gonna need shitloads of money I'm gonna need shitloads of money I'm got to have shitloads of money SHANE I know that it was the night The war broke out because You and I were driving around You were doing a story About if people understood What had happened to their world Tonight in bed sleeping A world in bed tonight asleep You said that you were in touch With the draft resistors In case the big boys called you up You're gonna have to let 'em Dick you around But don't let 'em make you do What you can't live with Tonight in bed with me sleeping You looked like you were just a little kid Shane, I said, you've got to watch your ass You've gotta have fear in your heart (x 3) I can hear a friend once saying to me You've got a thing about men You're gonna like when they throw you around But don't let 'em make a fool out of you Tonight in bed with you sleeping The world in bed tonight asleep Shane, I said, you've got to watch your ass You've gotta have fear in your heart (x 3) SOUTH DAKOTA For a mean baby well I like your pants Born in South Dakota For a mean baby well I like your hips Born in South Dakota I was born in South Dakota Man I feel lucky tonight I'm gonna get stoned and run around Born in South Dakota Hey we're going to a rodeo town I'm gonna get drunk and fuck some cows Born in South Dakota I was born in South Dakota I was born in South Dakota Hey all you city fucks it's a prairie man's world It's wide open Hey all you city fucks it's a prairie man's world Masons and lumberchucks has got his (?) It's wide open I said it's wide open Huh huh Dakota Man I feel lucky tonight I'm gonna get stoned and run around Born in South Dakota Hey we're going to a rodeo town I'm gonna get drunk and fuck some cows Born in South Dakota I was born in South Dakota I was born in South Dakota Hey all you city fucks it's a prairie man's world It's wide open Hey all you city fucks it's a prairie man's world Masons and lumberchucks has got his (?) Mister flip top and razorback you know I'm your girl I'm wide open I said I'm wide open Huh huh Dakota Huh huh Dakota Huh huh Dakota STRATFORD-ON-GUY I was flying into Chicago at night Watching the lake turn the sky into blue green smoke The sun was setting to the left of the plane And the cabin was filled with an unearthly glow In 27D I was behind the wing Watching the landscape roll out Like credits on a screen I said look, look to your left passengers Look, look to your right You can pretend that you're here from outer space And this, this is your very first sight The earth looked like it was lit from within Like a big man-made electrical ball Out of the farmlands and into the grid The plan of a city was all that you saw And all of these people sitting totally still As the ground raced beneath them thirty thousand feet down I said look, look to your left passengers Look, look to your right You can pretend that you're here from the fifth century And this, this is your very first flight Then I was pretending that I was in a Galaxie 500 video The stewardess came back and checked on my drink And I swear that she looked just like Brigitte Bardot As I had on my walkman and I had on those eyes That you get when your circumstance is movie size And I said look, look to your left passengers Look, look to your right You can pretend the plane's going to crash in 5 minutes And this, this is your very last sight You better look, look to your left passengers Look, look to your right Cause I'm going to take this plane out in less than 5 minutes And this, this is your very last sight WHIP-SMART The chorus 'when they do the double dutch / that's them dancing', originally sounds like 'when they do the double dutch / they stand tensies'. Something to do with skipping rope? WHY I LEFT CALIFORNIA Ok this guy walks into a bar no I'm just I'm just fucking with you I'm kidding you no there's this young bull and this old bull and they're standing on top of a hill And I tried to tell you before That that's why I left California So they're standing on top of this hill, right, and they're looking out over a pasture full of cows, whole fucking pasture, and the young bull turns to the old bull and he goes I got this really good idea and the old bull is like, yeah? And I tried to tell you before That that's why I left California Yeah, he's like yeah, yeah I got this really good idea, let's run down that hill and fuck one of those cows, and the old bull just looks at him you know he's just looking at him he's like look I got a better idea young bull is like oh yeah what's your fucking brilliant idea and the old bull goes And I tried to tell you before That that's why I left California And the old bull goes let's walk down that hill and fuck all of those cows dig? you know like he ain't been in town long or something, I don't know And I tried to tell you before That that's why I left California WILLIE THE SIX-DICK PIMP Six dick pimp is just doing his job Making sure the business isn't going under He's got the studs lined up in their stalls Put a couple bills in, see six minutes of balls Justine's got a plastic baggie on her dick Jerry's got a couple Prince Alberts through her prick And nobody's in number 4 and number 6 Put a couple bills in man You really shouldn't miss it I don't care how much time it takes I don't care what kind of money he makes I just want my honey back I'll be on my way You're gonna give me my boyfriend back Thought you were smart thought I wouldn't leave home Rented a car now you're halfway to Idaho Thought you were smart thought I'd leave you alone But you have no idea what kind of hell is coming down on you I don't care how much time it takes I don't care what kind of money he makes I just want my honey back I'll be on my way You're gonna give me my boyfriend back You're gonna give me my boyfriend back Six dick pimp is just doing his job Making sure the business isn't going under He's got the studs lined up in their stalls Put a couple bills in man You really shouldn't miss it